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dear lord, please let me catfish this faeggit sucessfully

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dear lawd why do i get stopped by da police er time i goto tha sto and buy skitlles arizona tea?

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Dear Lord, if ur real, then why are their atheists? Checkmate faggots.

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Dear God. If u real, then who was phone?

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dear lord my wife left me cock is small what do?

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dear lord why am i such a cuck lord i let men gangbang my wife whilst i jerk mine donger prithee help me not be such a cuck

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Suck my fat cock

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persuade 45 people to drop their courses so I can get in thnx homie

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can someone drop this course smh f u acorn

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Shoe on head

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Dear God, I'm an atheist. Debate me.

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dawn we are watching you kekekekekek

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Ave Satanas my brethern

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new bread http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/697070668 oh and pray for the challegers safe return

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Dear LORD. Make me dank yknomasayin

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Dear God, please forgive the ones who make fun of dank memes, who make fun the Lord Shrek. May their mind and their hearts see your ogreish light. Please God help the families that are suffering with stale memes, the countries in which the meme famine is going on. And please help me and my family, because we are going through a hard time, emotional… See more

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Last night after eating and subsequently fucking and cumming in my girlfriend's ass, I heard her mention a "god" before her pee pee parts began gushing strange fluids. Do I need to perform an exorcism?

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I am visited every night by the nignog demon and he rams his fiery throbbing cock inside and pumps me full of his sticky demon seed im starting to like dear lawd deliver me from this evil so i might not like it and lawd please allow kfc to poison their chicken as to kill off Black lives matter and lawdie im oon my knees for you shoot your blessing… See more

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Dear faggot. Go to mormon.org and get real live answers right away. Not like this rancid swine here

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Oh Lord. Why won't the bitches over at mornon.org answer my questions on the chat anymore? I really, really, really need to know how magnets work

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God doesn't exist, faggots

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Dear lord, give us your wonderful memes.

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Oh Lord, please answer my question with your wisdom, Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

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Lord please let Donald Trump crawl into my bed and fill my rectum his love. Thank you and Amen.

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Oh, Lord. Oh you who created the heavens and the Earth, show your anger and destroy The United States of America. Their ideas are divise. They killed millions, and slaughtered hundreds of millions. They destroyed our world, so I ask you to put an end to their evil Empire, and destroy them. Oh Lord, I know that you are the alpha and the omega, so de… See more

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Jesus Christ, save us all when the time comes and please do not let the evil harm us.

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Dear God, please forgive the ones who make fun of this site, who make fun the Lord. May their mind and their hearts see your light. Please God help the families that are suffering on the countries in which the war is going on. And please help me and my family, because we are going through a hard time, emotionally and financially. Thank you for ever… See more

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Pls let a Satanisten rape the woman who throws kitties in the river. And if you got time kill the two cat-kicking niggers too.

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God, please give me more Deviantart followers http://apartmenttrapped.deviantart.com/ and hookers. i also want hookers

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Fucking nigger faggot give me 2 dicks next time

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Why'd you give me a tiny dick you nigger.

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God odesnt exist nigger

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KEK YOU'RE NOT REAL

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Is Frank Wolf burning in hell ?

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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala

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dear god, a/s/l?

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niggers

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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUmH4rr8vq0 remember this tune

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Please, Lord allow me to gain great financial benefit. I'm not asking for Bill Gates status, but I work every day and never seem to get ahead despite not having much. I have many bad happenings in my daily life it seems, I just want to be comfortable in knowing I have the means in the bank lest I ever fall on very hard times.

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Hello, is this the krusty krab?

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I pray to lord Satan , lord Satan rulz

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welcome /b/ fags

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Please help me to rid us of these damn arabs

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As I rest my head to go to sleep. Pray the dap my swag to keep. With all deez nuts to protect, fucking bitches is what I do best

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Kerlek baszodjal meg

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baszodjal meg

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This memee is now vintage.

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GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGZ!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I want to die. Please end my suffering.

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